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Send one of our fantastic greeting cards. Everyone will be happy to receive a message from Recycle Dog, Dr. Parkinson or the F Word!


Just select one of our extremely cool cards, enter your information and message and click the "push me" button.



Who is my valentine
Occasion: Dr. Parkinson is trying to figure out who's sending him these letters.


Be my valentine
Occasion: Recycle Dog shows you his love in his own special way.


Dr Parkinson Waiting fo Ya
Occasion: When you feel you want to slice up some one you really fuckin' hate.


Dr Parkinson Shake Rattle and Roll
Occasion: Feel like dancing, do as Dr Parkinson and Shake, Rattle and Roll.


Dr Parkinson You're invited
Occasion: Having a party? Invite all your friends using this brilliant card.


It's a Boy!
Occasion: Isn't it pretty obvious?


It's a Girl!
Occasion: Errhhh, see above.


I'm Sorry
Occasion: When you really fucked up with someone, just send them this card and everything will be alright again.


Get well Soon!
Occasion: When you really kicked the crap out of someone and feel sorry for them, just send this card and stop whining about it.


And now... the Cake
Occasion: For a wedding or another very boring occasion.


Bring your own Bottle
Occasion: Having a party and you want to invite those cheap guys who never buy you a present? Send them this card.


Friends Forever
Occasion: Let that close friend know how much you care.


New Job
Occasion: Someone you know changed jobs? Send them this card to make them regret their decision.


You Suck
Occasion: When you really hate someone or just want to send a corny card


Happy Birthday
Occasion: Forgot to buy a present for someone's birthday? Send them this card


F word cold card
Occasion: Feeling left in the cold? For that friend who hasn't been in touch for ages.


F word Frankenstein
Occasion: A cool card just for the hell of it!


F word oh fuck you suck
Occasion: Another insult to people who REALLY suck.


F word Warm Feeling
Occasion: Guaranteed to add some laughs to your love life. Or end it forever.


Enter your name and email address and the recipient's name and email address
your name:
your email address:
recipient's name:
recipient's email address:


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You can even use html to totally fuck up your card!
Title Crap
Your blabla


Sign this piece of garbage. examples to use are:
  • duh
  • like... yeah
  • sure


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